In Memoriam (the Jenna version, not Lord Alfred Tennyson's)

So long my unwanted friends
with your gleaming strands and peeking ends.

So long premature markers of age
that belie decrepitude and debility, a false gauge.

I have conquered you, Gray Hairs!
I have doused you, no one can refute!
Well, at least for 26 washes - or when you reemerge at my roots.